Description - This boxset was released to celebrate the anniversary of the award-winning stage show 'The Scallywags of Sur'kesh', a multi-species production of a Gilbert & Sullivan classic, 'The Pirates of Penzance'. This boxset has been signed by all of the cast members and features holo-discs of the entire show plus behind the scenes footage recovered from archives. The sleeve also contains scans of the original hand-written lyrics to the hit song 'Model of a Scientist Salarian':
I am the very model of a scientist salarian,
I've studied species; turian, asari, and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
I'm very well acquainted too with matters pathological,
I understand diseases, both benign and diabolical.
About hormonal balance, there is much that I cannot confide, (cannot confide....ah!)
As much of my career is understandably still classified.
I'm very good at testing beasts and beings animalculous,
but never any member of a species teaching calculus.
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
In fact when I know what is meant by Endocrine and Cytosol.
When I can tell at sight a mitochondria from centriole.
When such a test as tissue stress is ethically ambiguous,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "inconspicuous".
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern genotypes,
When I know more of tactics than a simulated phenotype.
In short, when I've a repertoire of ecosystem alchemy, (Hmm...alchemy...got it!)
I'll fix a planet's biosphere to help them with their anomie!
For my anatomic knowledge, I'm the best in living memory,
and all this great achievement is in only half a century.
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!
Cost - 50
Description - One of the most readily available movies in Citadel space, Fleet & Flotilla is a modern-day love story about a Turian officer who falls in love with a Quarian on pilgrimage. It is considered by many to be the most quintessential cross-species love story in cinematic history.
Purchase of this movie includes both a digital copy and a physical data disk for gifting purposes.
Cost - 10
Description - Available in both digital and paper formats, Fornax is a monthly 'adult' magazine, featuring graphic images of a variety of species in various altercations.
Cost - 2